cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

beeple:
“MEMARIUS
”

beeple:

MEMARIUS

ayellowbirds:

i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

astronomyblog:

Images of Mars taken by the Mars Express spacecraft

Credit: ESA / DLR / FU Berlin / Kevin M. Gill

despazito:
“ rvexillology:
“ rvexillology:
“ Flag of 2500% zoomed in Ecuador from /r/vexillologycirclejerk
Top comment: Didn’t know the flag of Ecuador had a mii on it” ”

despazito:

rvexillology:

rvexillology:

Flag of 2500% zoomed in Ecuador

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk


Top comment: Didn’t know the flag of Ecuador had a mii on it
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letshearitforthisclown:

dickwarmer:

letshearitforthisclown:

goku is the least sexual being alive

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

wallas? fucking wallas?

randomitemdrop:
“ iguanamouth:
“ “ lobstersandspoons submitted:
”
this recipe has beem sitting in my inbox for actual months while ive been frozen in fear, “you GOTTA do it, you gotta eat the goblin sandwiches” says the very greasy gargoyle perched...

randomitemdrop:

iguanamouth:

lobstersandspoons submitted:

this recipe has beem sitting in my inbox for actual months while ive been frozen in fear,  “you GOTTA do it, you gotta eat the goblin sandwiches” says the very greasy gargoyle perched on my shoulder , but the OTHER gargoyle thats connected to my mouth says bad taste, bad taste, bad ? taste bad ? and  theyre both SO loud and i dont want to hear them anymore. im casting this off into the ocean. this is someone elses problem now

Item: Goblin Sandwiches; from the makers of Goblin Meat Pudding.

HORG

nenezz:

nenezz:

i typed “horg” into the search bar and found this site which taxonomically categorizes those little plastic clips you find on bread bags

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this is blowing my fucking mind

thehornesection:

Greg Davies and The Horne Section perform My Nan, Your Nan to The Duke and Duchess of Sussex on The Royal Variety Performance.